9,146,107,282BC - 4,575,500,625BC[]
9,146,107,282BC: The universe forms.
9,146,107,100BC: The Keys of Eternity, according to 30th century scientists,are formed.
9,145,110,262BC: Marin is born.
9,102,868,197BC: Sasquat is born.
8,000,000,000BC: Not a lot has happened. Iblis is forged from the fires of Radeon IV around this date.
7,763,100,376BC: By this time, the undecillion-great ancestor of Mario is born.
7,106,465,219BC: MiM, the fourth Guardian, is born from Radeon V.
6,650,121,218BC: The dodecallion-great ancestor of Mario is born at this date.
5,100,062,633BC: Bowser's trillionth-great ancestor, Bowseie, is born here.
4,575,500,625BC: Earth is formed.
4,575,500,625 - 1,000,000 BC.[]
4,010,266,117BC: Tunia, the fifth guardian, is born on Regulus XII.
868,182,181BC: The last and most powerful guardian, Romulus, is born on Vega II.
444,111,666BC: Primitive Mario is born.
67,210,144BC-67,210,136BC: Tunia, the fifth guardian, has a Starsquat Galaxy-shattering war with MiM.
7,060,000BC: Human ancestors, and Mario's millionth grandparent, is born around here.
1,000,000BC: One million years before the Keys of Eternity are discovered, Bonie stores them away.
1,000,000BC - 0AD[]
896,000BC: The moon grows by 25%, causing the Earth's orbit to move from 106 milllion miles to 93 million miles.
272,000BC: Humans colonize the land which would become the Koopa Kingdom, the Wapa Kingdom. the Mushroom Kingdom, the Woopawoopa Kingdom, the Lankoia Kindgom, the North Kingdom and Utopia Land.
66,000 BC: Africiana Kingdom is formed.
16,000 BC: The Africana Kingdom attempts to invade the neiboourhing K9 Kingdom, but is defeated.
13,000 BC: The North Kingdom is formed.
12,000 BC: Lankoia Kingdom is formed.
10,000 BC: Koopa Kingdom is formed.
8,000 BC: Wapa Kingdom is formed.
7,900 BC: Woopawoopa kindgom is formed.
7,700 BC: Mushroom Kingdom formed.
5,000 BC: Utopia Land formed.
3,300 BC: Amber Kingdom formed.
900-870BC: First War: Wapa KIngdom fights the Lankoia Kindgom.
0AD-1800AD[]
144AD: The United Alliance of the K9 Kindgom, Susquehanna Republic and Utopia Land formed.
376AD: The Wapa Kingdom is defeated in the Wapoina War.
556AD: Beginning of the end for the North Kingdom: Woopawoopa kingdom starts to expand, slowly defeating the North Kingdom.
578AD: Bowser's greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat uncle is born.
786-891AD: Hundred Twenty Years War: Amber Kingdom fights the very small (15 miles) Mushroom Kingdom, but help from the United Alliance repels them.
1100AD: Marii born.
1226AD: Amber Kingdom takes over the North Kingdom.
1447AD: Wapu Kingdom taken over by Lankoia
1799AD: Mushroom Kingdom expand to 25 miles after taking over a small part of the Amber Kingdom.
1800 onwards[]
1881: Bowser's father, Bowser Great, is born.
1932: Mario's father, Marokia, is born.
1933-1939: In a massive offensive, the Mushroom Kingdom grows to 105 miles.
1940: Peach's mother is born.
1941: Mario's mother is born.
1942: Peach's father is born.
1947-1956: First World War: All kingdoms bombed. Treaty agreed May 15 1956.
1961: Bowser born.
1973-1990: Second World War. Nuclear war from 1989-1990
1990 - ongoing: Cold War
1981: Peach born..
1981: Mario born.
1987: Bowser Jr born.
1990-1999: Koopa Kids born.
1996: The rogue club SUPER MEGA GANGSTERS formed.
October 8, 1998: Princess Rosalina born
2000: Marin, the first Guardian, is discovered.
2007: Keys of Eternity stolen by Bowser Jr.
2010-2012: War of Eternity: Mushroom Kindgom intensley firebomb the Koopa Kingdom. The Koopa Kingdom retalite until 2012, where both kingdoms are almost destroyed. SUPER MEGA GANGSTER'S leader caught.
2013: SUPER MEGA GANGSTERS leader escapes.
2015: Threats of a world destroying bomb are verbally given at the highest level of Amber Kingdom goverment. Second Guardian discovered. Keys of Eternity vanish.