A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR
- Whatever Bowser says is on the bottom of the screen in the language (same with DK,FK,DDK and the Babies)
Mario is getting ready to balloon battle on Delfino Pier when Mario looked around to see that all the characters were on the red team like him.Except for 4 people.Bowser Jr.,Diddy Kong,Bowser,Donkey Kong.
Baby Daisy & Baby Peach:Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!Goo!GAAAAA! (Ha!ha!ha! Cheep Cheep.Lakitu your so funny!)
Lakitu:Take a look
(Lakitu shows the Cheep Cheep)
(Mario Grabs a Redshell)
Mario:Bowser where are you?
(Peach Pulls up beside Mario)
Peach:Did you hit anyone yet Mario?
Mario:I have this redshell but I can't see anyone.
Peach:I bet my Standard Bike M can get someone
(Peach Grabs a Star)
Peach:OK Mario, you take DK and I'll take Bowser
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURSE...
Baby Peach:Goo Goo GA Goo Goo! (I have you now Diddy Kong!)
(Baby Peach grabs a Mega Mushroom)
Baby Peach:GOOO! GOOO! GAAA! GAA! (MEGA BABY ON THE ROAD!)
Diddy Kong:OOK! ACHK! OOK! (UH OH!...)
(Baby Peach flattens Diddy Kong)
Baby Peach:Hee!hee! Gaaa! (Hee! Hee! Yay!!)
Diddy Kong's Balloon:Sorry about this Mr.Kong but...
Bowser Jr.:Stupid Mario
Mario:Now for DK...
Baby Daisy:Gaa! Gaa! Goo! (It's starting to Flood.SAVE YOURSELF!!!)
DK:Ook! (Stupid Standard Kart L you made me drown)
Lakitu:THE RED TEAM WINS!!!
Mario:Be sure to catch us next time on...
Everyone including Lakitu:MARIO KART!!!